Holy Lands by Amanda Sthers

Author:Amanda Sthers
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing

Mr. David Rosenmerck

143 West 46th St., Apt 5D

New York, NY 10036

Re: Your application to adopt

File 89008865336

May 19, 2009

Dear Sir,

Upon review of your file, I regret to inform you of the rejection of your application to adopt.

Despite your numerous positive qualities, we do not feel that you are able to provide a child with a stable home.

Yours sincerely,

Jennifer Raven

From Rabbi Moshe Cattan to Harry Rosenmerck

Nazareth, May 21, 2009

Dear Harry,

I just want to tell you that I met the piece of work (who, despite looking like one, isn’t a rabbi!) selling those trips to the land of suffering.

Would you believe he drives an Audi convertible?

The exploitation of our memorials seems to be a profitable business. And after the success of Mecca-Cola, our friends on the other side of the wall are selling Muslim Up Lemonade! The laughs aren’t over, believe me.

Moshe

(The real rabbi)

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